Description:
Join 8 billion guests for the most anticipated global gathering of the century.
A spontaneous celebration of miscommunication, ego, and 5G-enabled drones.

Expect high-stakes drama, surprise alliances, unexpected betrayals, and intermittent Wi-Fi outages.

Date & Time:
Start: August 14, 2025, 5:00 AM
End: TBD (pending ceasefire negotiations)

Dress Code:

Camo
Radiation-resistant formalwear
Or whatever you can loot

Lineup:
🎙️ Opening speeches by:

That one dictator who wasn’t invited
America
Elon

🎆 Featured activities:

Tactical Hide & Seek
"Guess That Sound" (incoming edition)

Food & Drink:

Rations provided (bring your own iodine)
Gluten-free options only available before week 1

RSVP Questions:

“Which side are you on?”
“Do you have bunker access?”

Notes:

No refunds, even if you don’t survive.
Masks optional, gas masks encouraged.
May be postponed due to mass realization that war is cringe.

Tags:
#WW3 #EndOfTheWorldVibes #GroupChatGoneWrong #SimpliEvents

World War 3

World War 3

Event Info

Hosted By:

Zain From Simpli

Zain From Simpli

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